Today we have a dumb criminal twofer, courtesy of inmate visitation day at Gwinnett County Jail in Georgia. First, sheriff’s deputies say they busted Donna Sue Harber, pictured, undressing and exposing her private parts to an inmate she was visiting.
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Go To Jail. Go Directly To Jail.
Green crack cocaine is just the beginning of the St. Patty's picture fun you can find in our Shamrock Shame photo gallery on Crime Library . And we'd be remiss if we didn't tip our hats to a dumb YouTube classic: This real news report about leprechaun sightings in Mobile, AL
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Leprechauns In The Hood
Maybe it’s because I’m naturally clumsy myself, but I typically cringe rather than chuckle when someone displays an obvious lack of gross motor skills. Except in this case. It could be because I toiled a decade of my life away in local TV news, but for whatever reason, what kills me about the clip below is that the rest of the news team doesn’t blink an eye. They’re like, “Hey lady, we got work to do.” Check it out.
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Anchor Not Anchored To Desk
The world is full of dumb drivers.
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No Just Another Dumb Driver
Thomas Althoff, pictured, was arrested, patted down and thrown into a Florida jail for driving with a suspended license. While we at Dumb As A Blog believe driving with a suspended license is extremely stupid, most folks know such poorly-planned behavior is practically a residential requirement for 25% of the Sunshine State’s population. But I digress.
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Fat Chance
Thomas Althoff, pictured, was arrested, patted down and thrown into a Florida jail for driving with a suspended license. While we at Dumb As A Blog believe driving with a suspended license is extremely stupid, most folks know such poorly-planned behavior is practically a residential requirement for 25% of the Sunshine State’s population. But I digress. What’s different about Althoff, 33, is that, according to deputies, he was caught snorting Xanax in his cell, a drug he later admitted to smuggling into jail under the fat rolls of his stomach.
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Fat Chance
Sir Edmund Hillary, the first man to climb Mount Everest, had many inspirational quotes attributed to him , among them, “it is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.” This seems to suggest that the mountain needs not be an actual mountain, or the highest point on Earth–the mountain can be whatever man sees as his own personal adversity. Ever present, hovering above the horizon, this seemingly unattainable, awe-inspiring “mountain,” inspires both adoration for its beauty and fear for it's ability to crush not just a man's body, but his very soul
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Balloon Boy, Oh Boy
Sir Edmund Hillary, the first man to climb Mount Everest, had many inspirational quotes attributed to him , among them, “it is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.” This seems to suggest that the mountain needs not be an actual mountain, or the highest point on Earth–the mountain can be whatever man sees as his own personal adversity. Ever present, hovering above the horizon, this seemingly unattainable, awe-inspiring “mountain,” inspires both adoration for its beauty and fear for it's ability to crush not just a man's body, but his very soul. When this personal mountain is conquered, man gains something valuable, intangible and life-enriching, something he can carry with him the rest of his days
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Balloon Boy, Oh Boy
I don't know what your opinion of the 1988 action/comedy Midnight Run is, but apparently, I love it. I mean, I knew I liked it, but what I didn't know is that I liked it so much I'd have no trouble at all following the action on this webpage, (recently tweeted by comedian Patrick Borelli ) which features all the dialogue from the classic DeNiro/Grodin buddy flick, “painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Midnight Run .” No character names, no locations, no stage directions
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‘You Have Your Whatever You’re Going To Have; I’ll Have This’
A would-be robber walked out of a Hollywood, FL bank empty-handed after a teller refused to fork over any dough. A woman walked into the BB & T Bank last Thursday and handed the teller a note demanding money.
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Taking ‘No’ For An Answer