Try this on for dumb size: Stealing a vehicle from an army base and getting busted when it runs out of gas . Yup, Volusia County Sherrif’s office says they found Pvt
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Cops: Empty Tank + Empty Head = Busted
Over 4,000 of you Dumb As A Blog readers have weighed in, and voted Robert Smith The Dumbest Criminal of the Week! You guys remember Rob, he's the guy who allegedly paid a prostitute and then called the cops when she didn't live up to her end of the bargain. Now, it’s time to pick this week’s Dumbest Criminal
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Hey You! Will You Get Your Dumb Vote On Already?
This morning I woke up with a horrible crick in my neck. Thanks goodness I stretched the night before. So I’m wondering how is this chick feeling? Meet Gumby Girl, brought to you by our friends at Daily Motion and Asylum. And apparently women are not the only ones who can be flexible (that’s still up for debate as far as I’m concerned).
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Dumb Quick Flexible Video Dump
A bad pun foisted on ridiculous footwear sure makes a fashion statement. And now, the people selling the aforementioned silly shoe things have made an equally dumb commercial for them: Note: They now have Freudian Slippers for babies . Hey tiny humans — put that in your subconscious and smoke it!
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Freudian Slippers
I used to live in New Orleans, and if you know me in the teensiest little bit at all, you recognize I am quite obsessed with The Crescent City. People who have never sipped a Pimm’s Cup Cocktail at The Napoleon House in the French Quarter just don’t get it. Hell, hundreds of you who have stumbled drunk along Bourbon Street after partaking in one too many Hand Grenades still don't get it.
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Do You Know What It Means to Miss New Orleans?
A Florida man, pulled over for allegedly swerving out of his lane and speeding, was arrested after copping to the cops that he had $2,000 worth of “weed” in his trunk. According to Crestview police, Jason Miles, pictured, appeared nervous and his car reeked of pot when he was stopped last week.
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Weeding Out The Truth
Many moms expect excellence from their offspring, but few would go as far as one Georgia mom allegedly did to teach her child the importance of high standards. As a punishment for bad grades, Lynn Middlebrooks Geter, pictured, made her 12-year-old son kill his pet hamster with a hammer , according to police in Meriwether County.
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‘One More D and the Dog Buys It’
I'm feeling Youtubey today. Do any of you guys remember September 9th, 2009, when Dumb As A Blog participated in a day without cats?
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Two Vids That Hurt So Good
To all of you who thought the name “iPad” was dumb? Well, Mad TV was way ahead of you. Their Apple iPad sketch (pictured right) is here . In Oregon, Portland's Town Hall was evacuated when a flaming bagel could not be extinguished . Related: The bagel that looked like an anus . Publicity geniuses at PETA have stuck again with another over-the-top wacky suggestion (see: Sea Kittens ). This time they are calling for Punxsutawney Phil to be replaced by a robotic groundhog . Heck, why not replace him with a potted plant or a large bag of chips for that matter?
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Good Dumb Morning!
What kind of exciting new thingy will Apple announce today that is shrouded in secrecy? Will it be so revolutionary that you'll be wiping your butt with your iPhone by 3PM? We're not sure, but neither are you, so we are offering a dumb idea. Presenting the iCrap — Apple's new toiletless bathroom. Comes with apps to receive stock prices, recipes and your favorite podcasts while squatting. The iCrap is sure to make stocks worldwide skyrocket
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Apple: Run with the Rumor