Franchesca D. Edwards, pictured at left, sure looks adorable, fun and pleased as punch, no?  You might not guess that Edwards, 25, got this free glamour shot last Friday from police in Henrico County, VA after they say she was found naked, screaming and waving a gun in an elevator at the upscale Hilton Richmond Hotel & Spa

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Cops: Bare Naked Elevator Lady Goes Down

Thanks to the venerable Gotham tabloid The New York Post,  the same paper who gave us an advice column by a notorious prostitute , we have been alerted to a whole new breed of dumb — “the kitchenistas.” While that might sound rather sophisticated, it actually is a term for New Yorkers who use their ovens and refrigerators to store clothes. No kidding. The article quotes a downtown restaurant manager as saying “I have one closet, and things were overflowing, so I started putting shoes in the fridge.”  And another man stores his sweaters in his oven.  I live in Manhattan, and we definitely have the problem of not a lot of closet space, so as you can see in these pictures, I tried out the idea, roasting my socks at 350 degrees, for three hours, basting frequently.  They didn't turn out so great.

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Socks In The City

Little 3-year-old Losiah loves Beyonce, but can’t bear the truth. He is not a single lady.

Last week Patrica D. Edwards, 51, walked into a bank, handed a teller a note and left with cash before being apprehended three days later, according to police in DeLand, FL. But it's the motive that makes this story.

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Is Bank Robbery On Your ‘Bucket List’?

It's stupid.  It's so obviously fake.  But it's clearly going to burn up the internet. Allegedly from a mom who writes, “Jaydon's school put on a kids production of Scarface” — it replaces a pile of Pacino's snow with popcorn and the F-word with a G-rated alternative

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Scarface School Play

It takes brains to be able to design and build a fully-functioning flame thrower to be mounted on the back of a motorbike.

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‘Flame Scooter’ Inventor Colin Furze: Dumb Or Clever?

If haven't seen last Saturday's epic shootout FAIL from the Detroit Red Wings forward Patrick Eaves — well — you're welcome.  Watch as Patrick manages to not only miss the net, but also miss the puck, fall over and slide into the corner in a giggling heap. While you might forget about this after a day or so, Eaves' Detroit teammates haven't — they are still laughing about it.   Red Wings coach Mike Babcock told the Detroit Free Press that at a bowling function for his youngest daughter's hockey team, the clip was such a big hit they made him “rewind it 20 times.” And for those of you who might think that I'm just posting that clip to antagonize fellow Dumb Blogger and devoted “wingnut” Sam..

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Careful, It’s Slippery Out There

We all know that Japanese game shows are way better than American game shows. But did you know that their morning shows are superior as well? First up, watch a segment from the Today show about that Walking With Dinosaurs live dino-puppet show

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Morning Talk Shows? Advantage: Japan.

Well, now I'm balloon man. I mean, seriously? I thought the baby would actually hold onto that balloon

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And You Thought Balloon Boy Was Dumb…

Bidding starts at $200,000 for this LOVE painting by Robert Indiana . It's 12 inches square, was originally made to be a greeting card and yet it could net up to half a million dollars.* The painting is by the same Robert Indiana who starred in Andy Warhol's film “Eat” which is a silent 39 minutes of Indiana eating a mushroom.  Here's an action-packed two-minute clip which also features his cat .  Back to the auction, I found a Roy Lichtenstein foot medication poster which is expected to bring in a few thou and this rusted car hood (pictured right).  It is a real unsigned and untitled rusty car hood and it is being sold as a piece of art that is estimated to fetch $200-$300.   Well America, now when the neighbors scoff at the vehicle graveyard you've got splayed on your front lawn, you can yell “site-specific installation!” and wave this link in their general direction.  You're welcome

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Can Buy Me Love & Other High Brow Dumb Treasures