Charlie Horn, pictured, allegedly burglarized a Millersport, OH home last week, and despite him initially trying to deny it, police are convinced they have their man.
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Man lost track of his situation
“No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public,” wrote famous critic and misanthrope H.L.
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The 8 dumbest ways someone got rich
Jerry Stanage, pictured, and two pals ran up a tab of $23.19 at the Ale House in Ocala, FL and then ran out on the bill, say police.
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Man who skipped bill busted by waitress, say cops
Mathew Pellegrino, pictured, graduated from college last year and majored in print journalism, which is sort of like the dumbest thing ever. However, young Mat actually landed a job in this crap economy and in his dying field just one month after graduation for the Press Gazette out of north west Florida.
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Woman crashes into cosmetics store; cub reporter on it like white on rice
Justin S. Johnson of Bloomfield, IN was detained by police last week after forging and then trying to cash a check for (Dr. Evil voice) one million dollars
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Country bumpkin forges million dollar check, say cops
According to police in New Mexico, when 47-year-old Randy Malone (pictured) bummed a ride from an unidentified witness into the town of Los Cruces, Malone was in “a physical condition that did not arouse the suspicion of the witness.” While this doesn't sound necessarily friendly, it also doesn't sound like he was the type who would light up a crack pipe in the car without asking, which is exactly what cops say Malone did. After the startled driver forced Malone from his car, police say he put the smoldering crack pipe back in his pants pocket, which caused his trousers and his prosthetic leg to catch fire
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Naked one-legged burning man arrested for fibbing
Rickey Sharratt of Camas, WA was found guilty of illegally off-roading and destroying state forestland earlier this year. He was busted when his SUV got stuck in the mud. Pretty dumb, huh?
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Off-Roader calls apology video a ‘bunch of baloney’
I think we can all agree downloading child pornography onto your computer is sick. But downloading child porn to your computer then taking it to get repaired, that’s dumb
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Student schooled on child porn: cops
I had to take a pic when New York City School Chancellor Joel Klein appeared on Fox 5 New York this morning discussing depressing factoids like “more than half of all NYC students failed the English exam.” Including, presumably, the genius who wrote “eduation matters” on the chyron.
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Education on FOX high in irony
Everybody's talking about Jersey Shore . But if you think The Situation, Snooki and the rest of the crew represent the stupidest things that ever washed up in the Garden State, think again. Here’s our photo gallery featuring the 7 Dumbest Things to Ever Happen in New Jersey —and there was enough material that we didn’t even have to put Jim McGreevey on the list! Click here to see the whole list .
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The 7 Dumbest Things to Ever Happen in New Jersey