A Connecticut man has found himself right back in police custody within five hours of being released from jail. Police say that Matthew William Findley of Southington had just been released when he allegedly stole a taxi from a nearby gas station.
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Taxi ‘thief’ back to jail in record time
It's been something of an awful couple of days recently. August is wrapping up, New York City is hot, boring, and overrun with bedbugs , so I flip on the internet and what do I get? Category four hurricanes , Glenn Beck rallies , and a video of a horrible girl throwing puppies in a river. It's gotten to the point where even a series of photos of a smiling cat with fresh produce on its head couldn't cheer me up
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Dumb things I didn’t need today: The 9/11 inspired rock musical
Earlier this year a New Hampshire high school student in shop class clamped electrical cords to his own nipples and plugged them in. Three guesses as to what happened next: 1) Despite having a classroom full of other high school students to babysit, his teacher managed to intervene and warn him that he could really hurt himself even though everyone knows better than to do sh*t like that 2) The student was shocked so severely that he morphed into a New Hampshire version of Dr. Manhattan and has been recruited by NASA to work on nuclear and quantum physics 3) Kyle Dubois was shocked so intensely that his heart stopped beating.
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Shockingly dim student sues school district, teacher
Here's a a nightmare scenario that all of us face… An intruder enters your home in the dead of night, intent on stealing your possessions and/or threatening the lives of you and your family. No court in the land would convict you for defending what is yours with a legal, licensed firearm, but here's the problem: If you shoot the interloper dead with a weapon purchased from a traditional, run of the mill gun shop, there is a good chance that the thug you gun down in cold blood might breathe his last without ever knowing that the person who robbed him of all his tomorrows was a super big fan of The Charlie Daniels Band. Do you really want that happening to you?
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How real music fans shoot someone to death
It was a full moon in Hillsboro, OR when state troopers caught Gregory Holzer standing in the eastbound lane of Highway 224, pants around his ankle, a** in the air.
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Embare-assing gesture earns arrest
The need to over share every moment of our life via social networks reached a new level of stupid this month. Not only do people bombard the internet with brilliant opinions and the everday minutiae of their lives, they also feel pretty confident about sharing details like say, from a trial in progress. A Michigan woman serving jury duty in Mt.
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Juror updates facebook status with verdict of trial in progress, no one ‘likes’ it
A bargain hunter has been arrested on charges of assault with a deadly weapon after whacking a man upside the head with a corn bread pan. According to police, 70-year-old Jon Joslin of Sonora, CA allegedly got into a shoving and tripping match with another eager yard sale attendee during a long walk up the driveway.
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Jimmy cracks heads with cornbread pans and I don’t care
Wonkette was the first to hip us to this particular internet meme , but if you search the website Openbook , (which allows you to see Facebook status messages of those who haven't edited their security settings) for the term “mosk,” you get a veritable treasure trove of furious people. Not only do quite a few of them not want yet another Muslim house of worship near ground zero, but they also don't apparently know how to spell the word “mosque.” Lucky for you guys, I also managed to find a great website featuring a couple of these folks actually composing their status messages.
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Ground zero "mosk" upsetting to terrible spellers
A 24-year-old man in Gainesville, FL has been charged with false imprisonment of his 66-year-old grandmother girlfriend.
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Senior woman ‘escapes’ childish situation
A man has been arrested in Florida for pretending to be seven years younger than he really was just so he could play football.
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Little league football exposes big league liar?