Slippery when not dead Crying “wolf” is dumb. Crying “Bon Jovi's dead” is dumber. YES, much like Lil' Kim, Jon Bon Jovi is alive.  [ Huff Post Weird ] Oh, brother  We all do stupid things for love

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Dumb news: Jon Bon Jovi continues to live (on a prayer)

Strike Out Major League Baseball prohibits the New York Mets from wearing the caps of 9/11 first responders, citing the need for consistency around the league. What they didn't mention was that the commemorative cap they made the players wear was for sale on MLB.com for 40 bucks

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Dumb news: Major League Baseball respects cash more than firefighters

The only thing dumber than Truck Nutz is being taken to court because of Truck Nutz, the popular plastic novelty ornaments that hang underneath trucks and resemble testicles.

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Going to court over Truck Nutz is dumb

Yet again, proof that dumb people shouldn't breed.

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5 tiny, dumb mistakes that got us in big trouble

A Chinese couple has cleary taken too much of a liking to video games, actually going so far as to…this is tough to write … sell their own three children to fund their gaming needs . Not one kid, but three

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Dumb Poll: Would you sell your kid for a video game?

Generally, you're not supposed to wear a hat when you get your drivers' license photo taken.

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Pasta-worshipper granted permission to wear colander on head during license photo

Testy Situation Have you ever been really embarrassed over something your father did?

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Dumb news: cutting off your testicles is no way to celebrate your birthday

American holidays are merely an excuse to eat lots and lots of fatty foods. Tomorrow morning, dozens of human garbage disposals are going to down an exorbitant amount of mangled meat sticks during Nathan's Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest . How much do you want to bet that at least one of those hot dogs will contain a non-pork/beef/turkey/whatever-the-hell-it-is-hot-dogs-are-made-of ingredient

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Dumbest things found in food that don’t belong there

American holidays are merely an excuse to eat lots and lots of fatty foods. Tomorrow morning, dozens of human garbage disposals are going to down an exorbitant amount of mangled meat sticks during Nathan's Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest . How much do you want to bet that at least one of those hot dogs will contain a non-pork/beef/turkey/whatever-the-hell-it-is-hot-dogs-are-made-of ingredient?

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Dumbest things found in food that don’t belong there

A Starling Is Born Someone is actually turning the classic thriller Silence of the Lambs into a musical. Is this stupid, or genius? Either way, I can't wait to see it, and have “It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again” running through my head all day

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Is a Silence of the Lambs musical dumb? Yes. Will I see it? Definitely.