Thomas Althoff, pictured, was arrested, patted down and thrown into a Florida jail for driving with a suspended license. While we at Dumb As A Blog believe driving with a suspended license is extremely stupid, most folks know such poorly-planned behavior is practically a residential requirement for 25% of the Sunshine State’s population. But I digress.
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Thomas Althoff, pictured, was arrested, patted down and thrown into a Florida jail for driving with a suspended license. While we at Dumb As A Blog believe driving with a suspended license is extremely stupid, most folks know such poorly-planned behavior is practically a residential requirement for 25% of the Sunshine State’s population. But I digress. What’s different about Althoff, 33, is that, according to deputies, he was caught snorting Xanax in his cell, a drug he later admitted to smuggling into jail under the fat rolls of his stomach.
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