Being a minor league mascot has got to be one of the most unrewarding jobs on the planet. In the case of “Monkey Boy” it's not only demoralizing but it's also very dangerous. Watch this punk teenager clothes-line the unsuspecting performer in this clip from truTV Presents: World's Dumbest .
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Mascot gets mauled
Usually, when you hear someone scream you tense up or feel a chill run up your spine. In this case, you may feel an irresistible urge to laugh as this guy takes a beating on the Wipeout obstacle course and cuts loose with a shrill, girly yelp. Check it out in this clip from Wipeout .
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Sometimes screaming is hilarious
After this guy got hit in the face by a stripper's boot he decided to sue.
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Stripper shenanigans end in dumbest lawsuit ever
Lord have mercy! The weather's heating up, so you think maybe the choir would switch to lighter robes before someone keels over. Such is not the case in this clip from It Only Hurts When I Laugh! All the dumb that's fit to blog! Follow us on Twitter and find us on Facebook.
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This kid doesn’t have a prayer
“Oh- I hate zoos,” said the moron teenage girl one day, batting her eyes alluringly over her Blackberry, which was making an irritating pinging sound that treated the entire clientele of the Pinkberry she was sitting in to the manufactured sound of a submarine's sonar. She was recieving an incoming text. “Me too,” said the moron teenage boy, who actually enjoyed the zoo, but desperately wanted to sleep with the moron teenage girl
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Complaining about the zoo is dumb
When I pay good money to go to the strip club, I want the dancer to feel humiliated, not me. That's what you're paying them for, right?
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Woman at male strip club gets a ride, wigs out
The Australian man you see here is in big trouble for sending people MMS snaps of what he had “down under” to them via mobile phones he had swiped, according to police in Melbourne. Pleading guilty to 60 charges, including the private part picture messaging, Shane Anthony Willis, 33, told police he had “been off me head for a while” and “doing stupid things.” Ya don't say…
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Man steals phones, sends strangers pics of his privates: Cops
In the case of John Henry Brown, pictured, it was sausage according to police in Vero Beach, FL. Yes, for reportedly sticking this spicy shoplifted snack down his pants at a Hess station on July 3 and skeedaddling, Brown, 62, faces a misdemeanor petty theft charge . Related: The cocaine crotch bulge .
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Is that a sausage in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Green crack cocaine is just the beginning of the St. Patty's picture fun you can find in our Shamrock Shame photo gallery on Crime Library . And we'd be remiss if we didn't tip our hats to a dumb YouTube classic: This real news report about leprechaun sightings in Mobile, AL
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Leprechauns In The Hood
Maybe it’s because I’m naturally clumsy myself, but I typically cringe rather than chuckle when someone displays an obvious lack of gross motor skills. Except in this case. It could be because I toiled a decade of my life away in local TV news, but for whatever reason, what kills me about the clip below is that the rest of the news team doesn’t blink an eye. They’re like, “Hey lady, we got work to do.” Check it out.
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Anchor Not Anchored To Desk