This dude you see above was walking around during the SXSW festival in Austin, TX with his head incased in vegetable matter. However, it was so much more exciting than a nerd wearing shrubbery on his noggin — he had affixed two iPhones where his eyes would be and those phones showed moving images of the world from his point of view. Looking into his creepy iPhone eyes was like looking into a mirror. He also had a backpack with more greenery spewing from it. It was so stupid and so wonderful that everyone wanted to take a picture of him. Green giant ball of WTF was happy to oblige, and I watched him pose for many snaps as he ambled around downtown. He didn't have any logos on him, or QR code or fliers. Unlike 99% of people there, he wasn't advertising or hawking anything. Was he making a statement about green technology? Did the images he was projecting of us seeing ourselves say something about dumb media narcissism? Was he just a nutter
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If you wear dumb things on your head, people will stare and take pictures
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Anthony Brandon Gonzales, 20, was apprehended after police say they were alerted to a certain identifying mark on his face . Hmmm, do you know what they could be talking about? Beats me. Seriously, was this guy gunning to get into the Crime Library Identifying Marks Photo Gallery , or what?
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Ink Idiocy
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Today we have a dumb criminal twofer, courtesy of inmate visitation day at Gwinnett County Jail in Georgia. First, sheriff’s deputies say they busted Donna Sue Harber, pictured, undressing and exposing her private parts to an inmate she was visiting.
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Go To Jail. Go Directly To Jail.
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Green crack cocaine is just the beginning of the St. Patty's picture fun you can find in our Shamrock Shame photo gallery on Crime Library . And we'd be remiss if we didn't tip our hats to a dumb YouTube classic: This real news report about leprechaun sightings in Mobile, AL
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Leprechauns In The Hood
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When our friends at Urlesque asked if Dumb as a Blog would join in their day-long ban on covering cat-related content on the WWW, we immediately said yes. Why?
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Day Without Cats: 9.9.09
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