In Austria, a man went to jail for not cleaning up after his dog.  I have one thing to say about this …

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Man goes to jail for not cleaning up after his dog

An intruder locked himself in a bathroom and called 911 for help after the homeowner returned and found him. My first reacion to a story about an intruder that calls 911 is DUMB.  But then I thought about it.  The homeowner had two German Shepards with him and the intruder told the 911 operator he was afraid he might also have a gun.

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Intruder calls 911 for protection from home owner

When you read a headline that says “Man Stabbed Following Fight Over Hot Dogs,” it's fair to guess that the story doesn't involve geniuses.   But when I saw the details of the story of Charles Westbrook, who police in Pennsylvania say was stabbed in the leg following an altercation with a friend over a pair of hot dogs, I actually came away from it thinking “dang. I might have stabbed him too.”  Maybe one of these guys…

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Boob stabbed over tube o’ meat

A Jennifer Lopez movie made a woman so angry with her husband that she attempted to set his go-kart and jacuzzi on fire and threatened to put his dogs to sleep, according to police in Milton, FL.

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J-Lo flick fosters flamingly jealous felonious rampage?

Out on the tony East End of Long Island a paper called The Independent is sponsoring a cutest dog contest and Tino, whose snaps we've featured on many a holiday, is in the running.  Here is his entry: Please dog — er, I mean do your part to help Tino get a paw up.

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Cutest dog contest a howl

As the old saying goes, “a lady never reveals her age.” Of course, after 40-year- old Elizabeth Thrasher (pictured) was forced to do so, thanks to a recent arrest for harassment, maybe the whole “lady” thing went out the window with it. Thrasher was arrested  after allegedly posting a false, sexually suggestive Craigslist ad using the actual photograph, cell phone number and place of employment of the teenage daughter of a woman who was dating her ex-husband

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Old School

In the new comedy video Puppet Rodeo by Kevin Maher there is much hilarity as puppets ride real puppies. It's awesome. It's mega dumb

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Confessions of a Pushy Stage Mom