Have you seen this video of the two dogs eating out at a busy restaurant? The real-life pups are wearing sweaters and eating with forks. Though they never did get served a beverage.
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Monkeys are not our friends. Sure, they’re cute and furry. Dress a monkey up like a butler and they look just like adorable little people! But the truth is far more terrifying: monkeys are disease-ridden monsters quietly biding their time until they can take over the planet.
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Dumb woman caught smuggling biological weapon in bra
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A recent study reports that British scientists have discovered that chickens may in fact experience empathy. The study showed that chickens displayed an elevated heart rate and change of eye temperature when their baby chicks were exposed to a puff of air. What?
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Chickens feel empathy and I’m too dumb to care
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This is a 2 for 1 deal of idiotic behavior.
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It takes two to make a thing go really wrong
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A new study provides evidence that cats like women more than men. Finally, I have a completely rational scientific reason to not like cats. I've spent over thirty years giving cats the benefit of the doubt. I told myself, maybe that cat isn't friendly because it's shy. Maybe early in its life a person who looked similar to me was mean to it. Now I know the truth. Cats are sexist. All this time I thought it was something I did. Why did the cat run under the couch when I walked into the room? Did I move too fast? Did I talk too loud? No, it turns out the only crime I committed against the feline community was being born a man. Let me tell you something cats, the time for your narrow, outmoded view of males has passed. This is 2011. Men should be treated as equals and not hissed or slashed at every time we slide closer to your owner on the couch. I can't help it if I reek of testosterone. This is the way I was born. But you're not born to hate. That's something learned just as tolerance can be learned. I think what we need is a feline Nelson Mandela, a cat that can bridge the gap between men and cats. Only then can we move forward, and hopefully, to a place where felines don't pee all over or scratch up a beloved recliner
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Cats like women more than men, screw you cats
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The lucky winners of Conan's VD Explosion contest (yes, VD Explosion) were given the opportunity to wine and dine on live TV. Little did the lovers know, various A-listers would come out of the woodwork to serenade the duo during their taco dinner. Watch now, then catch more Conan hilarity over at Team Coco
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Conan shocks couple on Valentine’s Day
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Cats are more ambitious than most people I know. They think they can do anything, including jumping over great distances. It amuses me when my cat, Sophie Sassypants, often misjudges her distance and ends up crashing head-first into some contraption or another.
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Cats fail, we laugh
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If you have noticed,this week there is a theme in our video clips as we strive to bring you proof that we've captured some of the most mindless brawling. Unprovoked violence has got to be the dumbest kind and you have to be even more dumberer to think people won't retaliate. WITH A BASEBALL BAT. Watch these dummies from Beantown get a beat down with a bat on truTV Presents: World's Dumbest.
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3 strikes, you’re out when you mess with a motorist
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Rodent worship It's Groundhog Day! This is possibly the dumbest quasi-pagan rituals in American culture (right after the Super Bowl). Here's the long and short of it: a magical sewer rat saw his shadow. You know what that means, right?
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Dumb news: Punxsutawney Phil is not a weather god
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I'm the kind of girl who makes her boyfriend get rid of his cat.
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7 signs the dumb cat is more important than you
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