Weddings are beautiful occasions but they're terribly boring. That is, until a starving bridesmaid takes a hardcore tumble right in front of the bride and groom. Check it out in this clip from World's Dumbest .
Original post:
Bridesmaid passes out cold right in the middle of the vows
Tags: adult-stores,
bride,
check,
check-it-out,
clip,
country,
dumb criminals,
hardcore-tumble,
masturbators,
naughty,
registers,
starving-bridesmaid,
the-registers —
An abundance of sex-shop robberies have recently occured across the country, with pervy perps allegedly stealing things like “Mega Masturbators” and “Pipedream Extreme” sex dolls. Are people that desperate for sexual release that they need to steal dirty playthings from porn stores? Many of these horny thieves aren't even stealing money out of the registers — they're merely after the pleasure toys…
More:
Hide your naughty drawers, sex-shop robberies are sweeping the nation
Tags: adult-stores,
country,
dumb criminals,
even-stealing,
masturbators,
naughty,
perps-allegedly,
pleasure,
registers,
sexual-release,
stealing-things,
the-pleasure,
the-registers —
The mother of all stupid music videos Kim Kardashian's mom made a music video back in the 1980's to celebrate turning 30. Does that sound horrible to you?
Read the rest here:
Dumb news: Kardashian Mom’s music video is the worst thing I’ve ever seen
Tags: alert-the-cops,
dashboard,
dumb criminals,
focus-on-dumb,
food,
frequent-travel,
plant-evidence,
roommate,
roommate-eats,
story,
the-13-year-old,
walmart,
your-dashboard —
A New York man plotted to kill his ex-girlfriend by dressing up as a bear and making her death look as though she had been mauled by a large animal. Believe it or not, it's not as dumb as it sounds. It's actually way dumber than your imagination is picturing it.
Here is the original post:
Killer wearing bear suit is way less smarter than the average bear
Tags: bear,
collapsed,
costume-while,
dumb criminals,
grow-throughout,
imagination,
look-as-though,
own-biological,
science-whether,
steal-the-bear,
the-dumbed-down,
the-political,
used-the-bear,
will-it-serve —
A robbery victim in New Orleans who was held up in her car and drove to an ATM to get money for the suspect was able to identify the suspect because he removed his mask at the victim's suggestion so they wouldn't arouse suspicion in public, say police. In other words, the victim said, “Why don't you take that mask off, the one thing that's keeping me from identifying you if you're ever arrested on another unrelated charge and believe me, that will happen because you're clearly about as sharp as a bowling ball with two holes in it?” Then the robber said, “Yeah, ok.” The craziest part of the story is his criminal record. He has a total of 18 prior felony and misdemeanor arrests and ZERO convictions on charges that include stolen property, theft, simple burglary and disturbing the peace
The rest is here:
Dumb burglar removes his disguise after his victim suggests it
Tags: criminal,
dumb criminals,
janitor,
maybe-the-city,
peace,
probably-spends,
simple-burglary,
suspect-because,
then-the-robber,
third-possible,
time,
victim,
words —
Stupid? there's no app for that OK, for real now
Read the original here:
Dumb news: your iPhone will not cure your acne.
Tags: aunt,
back-the-layers,
better-question,
cnn,
dumb criminals,
economy,
his-alphabet,
inside-inside,
island-paradise,
kansas-city,
law-enforcement,
loaded-weapons,
manatee-county,
opossum,
shotgun-at-him —
A Kansas City man who didn't get any hot sauce with his Taco Bell meal demanded the drive-thru clerk correct his order by pointing a loaded shotgun at him. This story might just seem like another case of a drunk guy with a gun going crazy at any random fast food establishment
Read more from the original source:
Pulling a gun on a Taco Bell employee for not giving you hot sauce is mucho dumbo
Tags: armed-alcoholic,
back-the-layers,
dumb criminals,
encourage-good,
his-alphabet,
kansas-city,
loaded-weapons,
remember-seeing,
shotgun-at-him —
Further proof that 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchinson and his 16-year-old wife, Courtney Stodden, are completely insane. An interview with the craddle-robber Lost actor, his teenage wife and their tiny dog recently surfaced, and it is obvious that something is seriously wrong with this chick.
View post:
The biggest boobilicious train wreck we’ve seen this week
Tags: belgium,
camera,
client,
daily,
dumb criminals,
lists,
london,
mexico,
money,
movie,
parents,
proof,
seriously-wrong,
things-possibly,
train —
You've got your burglary tools. You've got a blueprint of the target. You've even got a rock solid alibi who is willing to lie under oath that they saw you somewhere else at the time of the crime, but did you remember to pack the most important tool of any high society crime i.e.
Continued here:
8 dumbest moves by big-time criminals
Tags: belgium,
boys,
client,
colombia,
daily,
dumb criminals,
film,
florida,
house,
lists,
london,
mexico,
money,
movie,
time —
This awesomeness was written by one of my favorite comics and writers, Brad Loekle .
Read the rest here:
5 reasons sandals are dumb
Tags: birthday,
dumb criminals,
ludwig-eichner,
sandal,
stephen-hawking,
street,
water,
world —