There's a new fad in China. For less than a dollar you can buy a key chain containing a live goldfish or turtle.  It's really stupid and incredibly cruel

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Key chains containing live animals are more than dumb, they’re wrong

Although the Red Dawn remake has already been shot, MGM is busy changing the enemy forces in the movie from Chinese to North Korean after distributors expressed concern about offending the lucrative film market in China. If they were worried about offending a communist nation they shouldn't have made a Red Dawn remake in the first place.  Do all of our movie bad guys now have to be mutually agreed upon by all nations?  Where does this end?  When they do a remake of Saving Private Ryan are they going to have to change the Germans to werewolves?  Actually, that would be a great movie.

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Digitally altering movies is dumb

If you are worth one million dollars, you are, by definition, a millionaire and therefore rich. R-I-C-H

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Dumb millionaires say $7 million doesn’t make you rich anymore

An unlikely competitor displays Fred Astaire-like agility with a popular dance video game. He then wows the crowd with a trip to the emergency room

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Big-boned dance machine wipes out

3D t elevision is dumb.   CNN reports on all the hot new tech that announced at the Consumer Electronics Show, a riot of nerds that happens every year in Las Vegas

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Actual Dumb Reality: Snooki looki-a-likes, terrorist gimps and the pope is angry

Celebrities really are just like us! They fight over petty, dumb sh**, too. You've got Eminem and Mariah who bickered over whether or not they had sex, those dumb broads from The Hills , those other dumb broads , and then you just have people like Kanye who gets his rocks off simply being mad

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Famous people fight over dumb stuff

The only problem with Facebook is that dumb “poke” feature. Everything else about Facebook is awesome, as it allows me to update best friends, old friends, just friends, friends of friends, frenemies, and complete strangers about my exciting life. For instance, last night I ate a Hungry Man frozen dinner alone, then cried myself to sleep.

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15 Alternatives to the Facebook "poke"

Last night a cab driver in Chicago, IL, dropped off his fare at the police station after the man passed out in his cab and couldn't be woken up.  The police searched the bag of the passenger, 25-year-old Joseph Andrew Hoffman, and found bottles of a “clear, crystalline substance” connected by wires to a “power source.  The police report identified it as a miniature methamphetamine lab that contained nearly $450,000 worth of drugs. I think everyone can take something away from this story even if you're not a high level meth dealer.  When riding in the cab of a man who is working on the day after Christmas stay alert and be polite.  And if you're carrying around anything worth half a million dollars you better leave a decent tip.

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A very Methy Christmas

I just learned the number of states that waive physical education classes for students has grown from 27 to 32 making it much easier for kids to be “exempt” from gym. Aside from increasing concerns about the health of these tubby little tots who don't exercise, I personally feel offended that they get a pass on the torture aspect of P.E. and bully gym teachers.

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More states make it easier for kids to opt out of P.E.

  In the classic Dickens tale A Christmas Carol, Ebenzer Scrooge encounters four ghosts, all while wearing his nightclothes. In Ghostbusters , the main characters encounter all manner of spirits while wearing tan jumpsuits.

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Naked ghost-buff-ter caught snapping pics in graveyard