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Paying $1 million for a dog is dumb

A jackass in China just bought a Red Tibetan Mastiff for 10 million Chinese yuan or $1.5 million.  I love dogs but not as status symbols.  Was buying a $1.5 million painting not eccentric enough for this guy?  The amount of money you spend on a dog has absolutely zero connection to how much happiness you derive from it.  And paying top dollar for a pedigree can often times land you a dog that's less genetically fit than the mutt you might find at the pound.  The constant inbreeding of pedigrees inevitably leads to genetic defects such as hip dysplasia, heart anomalies and respiratory disorders, just to name a few. It's fine to breed domesticated animals for traits that make them better better companions or working animals but forcing animals to mate so they fit a completely subjective aesthetic is stupid.  And encouraging the proliferation of negatively selected traits like a snout that makes it difficult to breathe or intentionally hobbled legs is not only absurd but irresponsible.  Some might argue that this was a wise investment because he can supposedly stud his dog for $15,000 per female but at that rate his dog would have to “perform” a minimum of 100 times just for him to break even.  If he's looking for an investment I'd suggest he invest in a company that makes $10,000 doggy sweater vests and sells them to idiots like himself. The million pound mutt: Red Tibetan Mastiff becomes world's most expensive dog [dailymail.co.uk] All the dumb that’s fit to blog! Follow us on Twitter .

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Paying $1 million for a dog is dumb

A jackass in China just bought a Red Tibetan Mastiff for 10 million Chinese yuan or $1.5 million.  I love dogs but not as status symbols.  Was buying a $1.5 million painting not eccentric enough for this guy?  The amount of money you spend on a dog has absolutely zero connection to how much happiness you derive from it.  And paying top dollar for a pedigree can often times land you a dog that's less genetically fit than the mutt you might find at the pound.  The constant inbreeding of pedigrees inevitably leads to genetic defects such as hip dysplasia, heart anomalies and respiratory disorders, just to name a few. It's fine to breed domesticated animals for traits that make them better better companions or working animals but forcing animals to mate so they fit a completely subjective aesthetic is stupid.  And encouraging the proliferation of negatively selected traits like a snout that makes it difficult to breathe or intentionally hobbled legs is not only absurd but irresponsible.  Some might argue that this was a wise investment because he can supposedly stud his dog for $15,000 per female but at that rate his dog would have to “perform” a minimum of 100 times just for him to break even.  If he's looking for an investment I'd suggest he invest in a company that makes $10,000 doggy sweater vests and sells them to idiots like himself. The million pound mutt: Red Tibetan Mastiff becomes world's most expensive dog [dailymail.co.uk] All the dumb that’s fit to blog! Follow us on Twitter .

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It’s Friday, you ain’t got no job…

Have you heard the atrocity that is the worst song ever made in the history of vocal chords? In typical crap meme fashion, Rebecca Black's horrid “Friday” tune has already racked up millions of YouTube views and is selling mad fast on iTunes

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It’s Friday, you ain’t got no job…

Have you heard the atrocity that is the worst song ever made in the history of vocal chords? In typical crap meme fashion, Rebecca Black's horrid “Friday” tune has already racked up millions of YouTube views and is selling mad fast on iTunes

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It’s Friday, you ain’t got no job…

Have you heard the atrocity that is the worst song ever made in the history of vocal chords?

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If you haven’t played truPIDITY, you are truly stupid

You know what the problem is with watching a video of a stupid person being injured or humilated thanks entirely to their own poor decision making? Other than NOTHING, you get extra special bonus points if you guessed “no point values?” If you enjoy laughing at simpletons, and attempting to wrack up more points than your neighbor, i t's time to play truPIDITY, where you can compete in the fields of “Hottest Dumbest Girls,” “ow ow ow OW,” “Party On,” “Dumb vs Dumberest,” “Five-oh.” or the mysterious “Wild Card.” Where before, you could only sit back and laugh when watching a video of a pretty blonde falling down the steps, now you can win valuable points by correctly guessing if she's going to land on her face or her rear-end

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Zach Galifiankis is dumb

And by dumb, I mean AWESOME. Zach last-name-I-can't-pronounce could be sitting there reading TIME magazine in complete silence, and I would be laughing my face off

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Dumb news: Taco meat filling is delicious

Cow-licious Here's a breakdown of all the magical gunk that goes into making Taco Bell's 'Taco Meat Filling.' People are freaking out over what goes into this fast food giants super-cheap Mexican-esque edibles. Thats dumb

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Is a grilled cheese martini dumb?

Oh Canada!  Seems a dude in Vancouver has dreamed up a delish dumb cocktail: The Grilled Cheese and Tomato Soup Martini. It's rum strained through a real grilled cheese sammich, and then fresh tomato and basil is slopped in — sorry muddled is the classy word — then add some Lillet Blanc, Glenfiddich Scotch whiskey, spices and bingo! You're there.  Wait, why does a martini need whiskey and this Lillet stuff?  And since when does a martini have rum anyway?  Who cares! This is your drink and regrettable food choice all in one. A fancy cocktail that is also a 3AM diner run

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Why I Dumped Mark Sanchez

Beautiful men can do no wrong. The only dealbreakers are if they hate babies, kills kittens or do gross things like wipe their boogers under tables, their shirts, or other people.

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