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I believe the children are our future and that’s terrifying

When I watch videos like this or read stories about how our school children can't pass the SAT because they can't write their own name without crying, I fear for my future the same way a four-year-old fears for his life on a very scary ride. We both know something bad is coming and in my case, there's a lot more urine involved.

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Divorced groomzilla demands wedding re-do because he hates the pics

This New York nutjob is saying that a photography studio should pay to recreate his entire wedding to make up for what he claims are flawed pictures and video. Oh, and this guy is now divorced.

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Why sun roofs shouldn’t be allowed for drivers without shirts

Before you press play on this video, see if you can guess what's going to happen in the video.

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Skater breaks both arms

Remember in Back to The Future when Michael J. Fox rode to school on his skateboard while hanging onto the back of a truck.  Well, that was a movie.  In real life when you do that this is what happens.  Get ready to cringe as you watch this clip from truTV Presents: World's Dumbest .

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10 dumbest things about online dating

Online dating is dumb … but what are you going to do? Die alone?  In the olden days, lonely people would find love by going to bars and lying to other people's faces

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Panhandling for love is dumb

Apparently I've been doing all the wrong things if I want to find my future husband.

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Kristen Schaal has a billion dollar Internet idea

   TBS.com's Gandalf of comedy Matt and comedian Kristen Schaal talk about burps, holograms and the future of comedy at the Just for Laughs comedy festival in Chicago. Then Kristen blurts out a billion-dollar Internet idea that will change the future of clicking and retweeting and stalking.  Check out more hilarious episodes of  Today's Riff  here! [tbs.com]

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Dumb software lets you look at Facebook friends naked

I think the world would be a better place if everyone was naked, because if the world was naked, then no one would truly be naked.

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When spring breakers go bad… very bad

Turn off your brain for a minute, and just stare at these scantily-clad girls doing really bad things at Spring Break. This would be a great time to launch into that story about the time I went to Cancun with 20 of my sorority sisters, but I don't remember WTF happened. This is reason #147 why I am locking up my future daughter until she's 40

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Sad, pathetic wimps wearing Etsy garb

Aw, man. This guy seriously needs a hug. And some proper pants.

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