While the debate rages on over the legalization of marijuana, can we at least agree that someone having a tiny nugget of weed, even if it is a cop, is not that big of a deal? We are talking a mere morsel of bud, a scrap, a crumb–a shim as we say in my family when referring to a negligible amount of pie. If someone took one cookie but didn't take the whole box would we freak out on that person

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Let’s relax about tiny amounts of weed, already

The conference championship games in the NFL are coming up this weekend, and two weeks later is Super Bowl Sunday.

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15 Dumbest football foods

Actually, mine doesn't. But this grandma does. My grandma reads romance novels, eats peppermint patties and smokes like a chimney on the regular, but she says she “doesn't inhale.” Whatever you say, Grandma.

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My grandma likes 40s of Coors, how about yours?

If you weren't already aware, we here at Dumb as a Blog set the bar really low when it came to our achievable new year's resolution campaign. Now I've gone and done one better by coupling with AOL's Asylum.com and comedian Ray Devito to really help get everyone squared off for the new year with sloth-worthy goals and little to no hope of ever becoming someone your significant other would be proud to bring home.

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This year we suggest phoning it in like we intend to do

Oh boy did I just fool you guys. That is in fact not a still from the set of A Christmas Story. It is a close up of the replica village we have at my parent's home where this post is currently being written.

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My family’s quirky, how about yours?

  Aww. Sometimes I just love getting lost in goofy photos of puppies and kittens and squirrels and things. Check out this photo gallery of various animals caught in compromising situations .

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More dumb animal pictures

This new cartoon called Wisdom Teeth by wickedly hilarious animator Don Hertzfeldt (who I have been in love with for about eleven years now) serves as an effective reminder of WHY I am dragging my feet about getting my wisdom teeth out even though I am long overdue. Mix the hilariously simple animation with gore and a completely made up language and you've got yet another gut-bustingly hilarious materpiece by this nut job.

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Wisdom Teeth will keep you away from the dentist

  We've all been on the receiving end of a crappy gift and have to muster that weird “thank youuuuuuu” with faux enthusiasm. It's a strange sensation to have to force a smile while you simultaneously try to unfurrow your brow.

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Prank gift boxes: Perfect for watching someone’s face fall

Tattoos have come a long way from the days of the belly dancer and the anchor on the biceps.  Today there are millions of tattoos out there , each one as unique as a snowflake, but unlike snowflakes they are often embarrassing, disturbing or unintentionally hilarious.  There are so many dumb tattoos out there that it’s hard to keep them all straight.  That’s why we’ve broken down the dumbest of the dumb tattoos into some simple, easy to remember categories.  Enjoy our photo gallery of The Dumbest Tattoos .

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Dumbest tattoos of all time

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