When a woman finds that her turkey has been stuffed with a cornish game hen she wrongly believes that the turkey was pregnant.  I am flabbergasted by this woman's stupidity.  To make matters worse other people at the dinner table start agreeing with her.  Watch the dumbest Thanksgiving ever in this clip from truTV Presents: World's Dumbest .

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Incredibly stupid woman thinks turkeys get pregnant

'Tis the time of year to put on your baby Jesus best and take dumb photos with your family! All so you can slap the awkward pics on a cheesy drugstore greeting card and send it to people who only hear from you once a year. If you need suggestions for how to take the most uncomfortable family portrait ever, heed these tips (in the form of hilariously awkward photos), courtesy of the guys from AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com

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How to take the most awkward holiday photo ever

A bank robber lets a teller know what he wants by writing a note.  The problem is that the note is written on one of his personal checks.  The checks have his name clearly printed on it.  It gets better.  He goes to a second bank and does the same thing.  Check it out in this clip from truTV Presents: World's Dumbest .

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Man writes hold-up note on his personal check

If you're going to practice ballet while wearing booty shorts in the middle of Times Square, you're going to get filmed and photographed. You're dumb if you think otherwise. A man with an affinity for the term “goober” was caught videotaping said ballerina, as passersby poo-pooed on his personal documentary.

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NYC cameraman brings back the ‘Goober’ insult

If you're going to practice ballet while wearing booty shorts in the middle of Times Square, you're going to get filmed and photographed. You're dumb if you think otherwise.

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Camping out Just because disgraced 90-year old radio preacher Harold Camping has been wrong about the end of the world in the past , does that mean he's wrong about it again? This time, he's being backed up by “a retired electrical engineer from New York.” Back to the bunkers, everybody. [ Global Christian Post ] Hardcore Fans   Here at Dumb As A Blog, we're all big sports fans

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Dumb news: the world’s ending. YES, Again.

For millions, Steve Jobs was the apple of their eye.  Throughout history, the apple has been an enduring symbol of power, knowledge and health . Human civilization just loves this shiny, crunchy fruit! Which is why Steve Jobs, and the company he created, Apple, will live on forever.  Steve Jobs lost his battle with pancreatic cancer Wednesday night at the age of 56. Then the internet exploded with tributes to the man who brought the world the personal computer, the iPod, and the iPhone. Everyone had something to say, from other tech giants, to various celebrities, and even the President of the United States

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9 most important apples in history

Strike Out Major League Baseball prohibits the New York Mets from wearing the caps of 9/11 first responders, citing the need for consistency around the league. What they didn't mention was that the commemorative cap they made the players wear was for sale on MLB.com for 40 bucks

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Dumb news: Major League Baseball respects cash more than firefighters

The concept of a matchmaker without their own match is dumb. It's like this: how would you feel if your personal trainer's stomach was sagging out of their greasy shirt as they shoveled potato chips down their throat while bellowing at you to push harder and that if there's no pain, there's no gain?

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Dumb Poll: Matchmakers shouldn’t be single

A woman in Evansville, IN allegedly assaulted a McDonald's employee over ice cream. Ice cream cake, to be precise

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Ice cream cake is your dumb problem, not mine