A Texas woman claims she got into an argument with a man over the price of a frozen armadillo and the man allegedly struck her with the frozen animal twice, causing bruising on her leg and chest. I probably didn't need to point out that this happened in the South or even in Texas, for that matter.
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Dumb redneck weapon: a frozen armadillo
Ex-Men According to a CNN contributor, women are “better educated, more ambitious, and arguably more successful than men.” Whatever.
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Dumb news: girls rule, boys drool
If you have ever been the victim of fraud or a scam, there is no need to feel shame or embarrassment. They are designed to trick people out of their money by praying on their fears, greed and even generosity. And besides, if you were one of the unfortunate who have been the victim of a con or sting, you can take comfort in knowing that at least you weren’t as dumb as the brain donors who got stung in these actual scams. 1.) Don’t Take Any Wooden iPads Type the word iPad into Google and you’ll get a billion pages, web ads and auctions offering the touch screen wonder at rock bottom prices. Of course, there is no guarantee that you’ll get an actual iPad for the price that’s being offered but one woman who fell for the non-cyber version of the scam actually got something for her money: firewood
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8 dumb scam victims
Reports are in that everyones favorite not-sure-why-they're-famous famous person Kim Kardashian is spending $20,000 alone on her wedding cake. And who is she marrying again
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Kim Kardashian’s $20,000 on a wedding cake is dumb
White power outage It may be asking a little much to expect a Nazi sympathizer to be smart, but still… if one decides to start screaming racial slurs at a black guy, one might want to read his T-shirt first. Especially if it says “Boxing Champion.” [NWCN.com] Harry Potter meets Betty Crocker This is a cake.
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Dumb news: Don’t scream racial slurs…especially at a boxing champion
You're no dummy.
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Proof that identity theft is not just for dumb people
There are so many good reasons to fire someone. Eating hot dogs isn't one of them. This isn't just my opinion. It's also the opinion of the Indiana State Court of Appeals
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Firing an employee for eating hot dogs is dumb
Aww. Sometimes I just love getting lost in goofy photos of puppies and kittens and squirrels and things. Check out this photo gallery of various animals caught in compromising situations .
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More dumb animal pictures
In yet more bad news concerning the epic Broadway disaster also known as Turn Off The Dark , another performer has been injured due to a technical snafu. The musical about Spiderman which boasts a score by U2's Bono and The Edge has already cost a whopping $65 million to produce and opened to less than enthusiastic response after many stunts went awry. Three actors have reportedly been hurt during this production and last night Spiderman himself took a head first tumble off of a 20-30 foot bridge when his harness allegedly gave out
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Dumbest of the Day:Turn Off The Dark
Three great dumb stories for the price of none: Dumb police: Three inmates recently broke out of a jail in Bogor, Indonesia by sawing the bars and then tiptoeing out the front door as officers slept . Dumb teen: A 19-year-old in Canada landed in hot water with police after bragging on a BMW website that he had been speeding roughly 60 miles per hour over the posted limit . Reminds me of our new 10 Criminals Nabbed By Dumb Facebook Postings photo gallery . Dumb everyone: And in surprising news that doesn't surprise this dumb blogger, scientists find that brainless slime makes decisions in the same way humans do . Kind of depressing with a side of awesome
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Suspects slip out as cops sleep and more stupid news