A Hillsboro, KY father and son are both behind bars after police say they stole a rare lizard then tried hawking it for liquor. David Martt (pictured above), 44, and his 18-year-old son, Harley D. Martt (below), allegedly took off with an 18-inch bearded dragon named “Big” from The Eagles Landing Pet Hospital Wednesday afternoon.  One of the men distracted the staff by pretending to make an appointment for a puppy while the other nabbed the reptile, according to cops.  The rouse was all caught on videotape

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Leapin’ Lizards

More than 3,400 of you Dumb Criminal fans voted and 35% of readers chose Sarah Nicole Fowke, who, when caught using her boyfriend's ski pass, allegedly claimed to be getting a sex change operation, as the absolute dumbest criminal of last week. Now, it’s time to pick this week’s Dumbest Criminal. They are all pictured to your left, and are all dumb

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Brent “Brently” Gasper (at left, with sunglasses) is a driver for Mike Ballard, the owner of the Full Throttle Saloon featured in the truTV series of the same name. Brently has plenty of stories to tell about Mike, Angie and the “organized anarchy” that goes down at the Throttle during the Motorcycle Rally every summer in Sturgis, SD.

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Dumb As An Interview: Behind The Scenes At The Full Throttle Saloon

Sarah Nicole Fowke, pictured, was arrested for using a man’s season ski pass at a Colorado resort.  Her excuse? She was in the middle of a sex change operation !  Fowke was allegedly using a pass that identified her as Nicholas Hemstreet.  But when Keystone employees became suspicious, they investigated her true identity.  The Summit County Sheriff’s office was called in and Fowke explained the discrepancy by claiming she was in the middle of a sex change operation and her family had disowned her. So the cops decided to call the family to confirm the sad story.  Well, you can just imagine how shocked Mr

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