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You shouldn’t willingly let trucks drive over you

A man trying to break the record for how much weight a person can hold on their stomach suffers internal injuries.  Who would have guessed!?  Watch this numbskull let a fully-loaded pickup truck ride over his belly in this clip from truTV Presents: World's Dumbest .

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One more weird place not to hide your drugs

A young Irishman was arrested last week for transporting 72 bags of cocaine in his stomach. That's like swallowing six dozen eggs or six dozen sliders or six dozen sausage patties — that's a lot and it doesn't sound very appetizing in the least. Not to mention it was a pretty darn expensive lunch, $200,000 worth to be exact.

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It’s dumb to chase booze with condiments

We've all been there: young, stupid and full of booze. Doing shots is a Varsity sport for idiot drinkers and in this stomach churning clip from truTV Presents: World's Dumbest , you're about to witness something awful. Awfully mayonnaise-y

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Lady Gaga suing dumb ice cream parlor

Lady Gaga is reportedly suing a British ice cream parlor over its newest flavor called “Baby Gaga.” This abnormal ice cream flavor boasts an unusual ingredient that quite frankly, makes my stomach turn. For once, the Gags and I agree on something. Lady Gaga Sues Ice Cream Maker [AOL.com] All the dumb that's fit to blog! Follow us on Twitter

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How one dumb criminal tried to eat his pet cat

  Here's a very special episode of “Dumm Stuff” from the hilarious scamps over at “Today's Riff” on TBS.com.

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Cops: Air passenger who touts his ‘belly bomb’ gets busted

When this husky traveler you see here allegedly told a worker at an airport security check point that he had “a big bomb in my belly,” he was arrested. Clearly, 53-year-old Jeff Rarey (pictured) was referring to the Cinnabon, Nathan's Famous Frankfurters and Pizza Hut Express that were all waging a holy war in his stomach. However, Indianapolis International Airport officials did not interpret the statement as a fart joke and they shut down two security lanes while inspecting the Indiana man

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Recent product recalls & how they will put a cramp in your Saturday night

You’ve read fitness magazines.

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Name Our Pop-Tart!

Regular readers of this space know that we are moving offices next week and there is a lot of crap lying around that is not coming with us. Based on the monumental success of our recent “name the stuffed anteater” contest, we have decided to give away this, which I swear to you, is an actual  truTV Pop-Tart, circa 2008.It's still in its original wrapper. How something like this comes into existence, I honestly don't know

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Fat Chance

Thomas Althoff, pictured, was arrested, patted down and thrown into a Florida jail for driving with a suspended license.  While we at Dumb As A Blog believe driving with a suspended license is extremely stupid, most folks know such poorly-planned behavior is practically a residential requirement for 25% of the Sunshine State’s population. But I digress.

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Frankly Appaling

New Yorkers are up in arms this week at the shocking news that Nathan's Famous has raised prices on hot dogs at its flagship Coney Island restaurant to an eye popping $3.15 for a single frank. To put that in perspective, if Joey Chestnut, the reigning champion of Nathan's International July Fourth Hot Dog Eating Contest , actually had to pay full price for the 68 hot dogs and buns he ate in 10 minutes last summer to defend his title, it would have cost him a whopping $214.20.  That's enough to make a guy sick to his stomach.  Of course, maybe I'm biased when it comes to my weiners. This New Yorker still hasn't recovered from the horrific events of April 15th, 1999, or as I call it, Black Thursday.

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