Lynda Briney, pictured, allegedly vandalized a Sacramento, CA yoga studio.

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Toilet paper trail leads cops to ‘vandal’

Horatio Toure, 31, was riding his bike through San Francisco, CA when he snatched a woman’s iPhone and pedaled away, say police. The phone Toure allegedly filched was no ordinary mobile device, however. It was being used at that exact moment to demonstrate a software company’s real-time GPS tracking program geared for the police and military

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iStole wrong iPhone

 Ronald White of Camden, NJ was arrested for shoplifting.

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Man pays bail with bogus cash, then comes back for a refund: Cops

Demetrio Gutierrez-Vasquez of Fort Pierce, FL was a passenger in a car deputies pulled over for speeding. When questioned,  Gutierrez-Vasquez claimed that he had just come back from picking watermelons

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Cops: Bulge in crotch just cocaine

 Who knew male hula dancing included buff boys wearing naught but greenery and loin cloth bustle combos? Not me. Check out the funky moves of male hula now.

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Dress To Get Lei’d

Marion County (FL) Sheriff's deputies pulled over Dana Seaman yesterday, after they say they observed him swerve three times while driving his car. Seaman, pictured, agreed to a deputy's request that he take a field sobriety test.

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One More for the Road

3M’s invention of the Post-it Note: ingenious.  Turning over a similar type of document to police when they ask for identification: stupid. Especially when you provide the wrong information

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Note To Self: Don’t Do This

Today we have a dumb criminal twofer, courtesy of inmate visitation day at Gwinnett County Jail in Georgia. First, sheriff’s deputies say they busted Donna Sue Harber, pictured, undressing and exposing her private parts to an inmate she was visiting.

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Go To Jail. Go Directly To Jail.

Green crack cocaine is just the beginning of the St. Patty's picture fun you can find in our Shamrock Shame photo gallery on Crime Library . And we'd be remiss if we didn't tip our hats to a dumb YouTube classic: This real news report about leprechaun sightings in Mobile, AL

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Leprechauns In The Hood

Jesus Perez, pictured, crashed into six parked cars early Monday morning, removed the license plates and walked away from his vehicle, according to police in Springfield, MA.

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‘Drunk’ Driver Doesn’t Have a Case