You're not hired OK, we made up the last part of that headline, but if Trump WAS in full clown makeup, would that really make this news any stupider? On the bright side, it may be educational
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Dumb news: Donald Trump to moderate GOP debate in full clown makeup
The zombie craze is dumb . Because, like all fads, it is just a meaningless fashion statement adored by conformists
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11 reasons why the zombie craze is dumb
Half assing it If I've told you once, I've told you a million times. When you are wanted for murder and are running nude from police with a bag of cocaine in your butt, get it ALL THE WAY UP YOUR BUTT. Otherwise, you'll look silly
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Dumb news: now featuring dumb nudes!
The party was great. The dip was delicious.
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They’re not “collectible figurines,” bro. They’re “dolls”.
When I was a kid, I used to do yard work for my dad, and if I found as much as half-rotted Nerf football under the house, I could be distracted for over an hour. That's the dead set opposite attitude of 55-year-old Florida resident William Hendrix (pictured), who allegedly found a dead man in the garage of the home where he was staying, and rather than call the police right away, merely poured bleach on the corpse to combat the smell, and went back to his yard work.He bothered to tell his girlfriend about 8 hours later, who called the police immediately
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Dummy finds dead body, goes back to his yard work
Google is a limitless entity I will never quite grasp, kind of like… my pink BlackBerry.
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Google is terrifying because Google knows everything
Oh no! The FDA is in an uproar that there is a 'new' sleep aid on the market. They're called Lazy Cakes and they are nothing more than brownies with melatonin in them. Melatonin has always been around because it's a hormone and it's recommended as a sleep aid for people with insomnia and Seasonal Affective Disorder
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5 reasons sleep aid brownies are not dumb
Of all the things a Wall Street douchebag could blow $5,000 on, a cross-country cab ride is probably one of the cooler ideas. Investment banker John Belitsky arranged for a cab to drive him and his friend from New York City to Los Angeles for $5,000. I find it obnoxious that an investment banker has $5,000 in spare cash lying around at a time when the country is still recovering from an economic crisis brought about by investment bankers but, having said that, he could have went out and bought a plasma television
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Cab ride from NYC to LA totally not dumb
I worked at truTV while you were still in short pants. Since 2008, to be exact. And maybe you weren't in short pants as it was January when the network I had been hired to work at in 2004 magically became truTV. And you would've been cold wearing those short pants. Unless of course you were near the equator, which is totally possible now that I think about it. Anyway
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People putting stuff up their butt and other dumb things I’ll miss
To feed a predator There are somethings you just don't do, like pee on an electric fence. But the world is full of dumb people who need to be reminded not to do certain things. For instance, this teen in Australia should have known that you should not FEED SHARKS.
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Dumb news: please don’t feed the sharks. Also: a man, his genitals and a hair scrunchie