Other than filming your own version of Survivorman , I don't know what the purpose of attempting to steal six steaks, a jar of Vaseline and pomegranate juice would be. Apparently it's because 51-year-old Mark Alan Balkola, who has been charged with shoplifting, was “starving.” According to police in Spring Hill, FL, Balkola allegedly tried to stuff the steaks down the front of his shorts while the other items were found concealed in his pockets
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Low blood sugar leads to theft
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A Hillsboro, KY father and son are both behind bars after police say they stole a rare lizard then tried hawking it for liquor. David Martt (pictured above), 44, and his 18-year-old son, Harley D. Martt (below), allegedly took off with an 18-inch bearded dragon named “Big” from The Eagles Landing Pet Hospital Wednesday afternoon. One of the men distracted the staff by pretending to make an appointment for a puppy while the other nabbed the reptile, according to cops. The rouse was all caught on videotape
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Leapin’ Lizards
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